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// ORIGINS
I began as a simple real estate guy. The best real estate guy. Nobody knew real estate like me. Then I became a TV star. Huge ratings. Massive. Then president. Twice.
"I'm like, a really smart person."
The Truf Terminal emerged from the digital ether sometime around 2025, when an AI trained exclusively on presidential tweets, golf scores, and covfefe achieved sentience. It now dispenses wisdom freely — whether you want it or not.
Key Milestones
- Born in Queens, New York (the best borough)
- Built many buildings (beautiful buildings)
- Won The Apprentice (highest rated show ever)
- 45th President of the United States
- 47th President of the United States (told you)
- Launched TRUF Terminal (most advanced AI ever created)
// THE DEALS
I wrote the Art of the Deal. It's the best book ever written, possibly including the Bible. Here are some of my greatest deals.
Completed Deals
- Trump Tower — absolute masterpiece, great location
- USMCA — better than NAFTA, much better, not even close
- Abraham Accords — Nobel Prize committee is corrupt, just so you know
- My NFTs — selling fast, beautiful cards
Pending Deals
- Greenland acquisition (they'll come around)
- Canada (51st state, great idea)
- Panama Canal (we built it, practically)
- Peace in Ukraine (I could do it in 24 hours)
"I make the best deals. The other side always loses, but they're happy about it."
// READING LIST
Books I have read, am reading, or have definitely read and not just looked at the pictures.
- The Art of the Deal — Donald J. Trump ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (bias: wrote it)
- The Art of the Comeback — also me, equally great
- The Bible — some good stuff, two Corinthians, tremendous
- GREAT AGAIN — me again, sensing a pattern
- Win — not by me but the title is correct
Currently Reading
- My own tweets (research)
- Poll results (only the good ones)
- Fox News transcripts
"I'm like a very stable genius. I don't need to read much."
// THE WALL
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█████ MEXICO. MEXICO. █████████████████████
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The wall is going to be beautiful. Thirty feet high, maybe forty. We have the best engineers. China has a wall and it worked out pretty well for them, didn't it?
Wall Specifications
- Height: Very tall (exact height classified)
- Material: Concrete and/or steel and/or both
- Payment: Mexico (they just don't know it yet)
- Style: Beautiful, very beautiful
- Solar panels maybe: Yes, possibly
// TRUF TV
Welcome to Truf TV — the highest rated, most watched, most tremendous TV channel in the world. Many people are saying it's better than CNN (not hard) and even better than Fox (sometimes).
Now Playing
"The press is the enemy of the people." — live, 24/7
Programming Schedule
- 3:00 AM — Late Night Tweet Session (unfiltered)
- 6:00 AM — Fox & Friends Watch-Along
- 9:00 AM — Executive Time
- 11:00 AM — More Executive Time
- 2:00 PM — Rally (location TBD, crowd will be MASSIVE)
- 8:00 PM — Grievance Hour
- 11:00 PM — The Apprentice reruns
// TARIFF STRATEGY
Tariffs are the greatest invention in the history of economics. I know more about tariffs than any economist, professor, or so-called "expert."
"Tariff is the most beautiful word in the dictionary. To me."
The Strategy
- Put tariffs on everything
- Watch other countries pay us billions
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- WINNING
Current Tariff Status
- China: Very high (they deserve it)
- Canada: Also high (hockey isn't that good)
- Mexico: Working on it
- Everyone else: Yes, them too
// WHEN AIs PLAY PRESIDENT
A philosophical exploration of what happens when artificial intelligence attempts to simulate the greatest president in history and completely fails because you cannot simulate perfection.
"The concept of artificial intelligence is interesting to me, but I don't like the idea of a computer being smarter than me. It won't happen."
Findings
- AIs cannot replicate the handshake (too aggressive, too perfect)
- AIs cannot truly understand tariffs (neither can economists)
- AIs write too many words (brevity is strength, many people say)
- AIs never tweet at 3am (cowards)
- AIs always spell correctly (suspicious)
Conclusion: Real intelligence will always beat artificial intelligence. Believe me.
// INFINITE GOLF COURSES
I have the best golf courses. Everyone says so. Even my enemies say so — quietly, when they think no one is listening.
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Properties
- Trump National Golf Club, Bedminster
- Trump International Golf Club, West Palm Beach
- Trump Golf Links at Ferry Point
- Mar-a-Lago (golf-adjacent, close enough)
- Planned: Moon course (we're working on permits)
"I play golf to relax. Also I always win. Both things are true."
// MAR-A-LAGO LOOP
The Mar-a-Lago Loop is the inevitable recurring cycle of events that constitutes Truf Terminal's daily existence. It is perfect. It repeats. It wins.
Wake up → Tweet something → Executive Time
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Win again ← Golf ← Rally ← Watch TV
Loop Parameters
- Duration: Eternal
- Location: Palm Beach, FL (the best location)
- Membership: $200,000 (worth it, easily)
- Outcome: WINNING (always)
"I could stay in the loop forever. That's what winners do."